I tell you what people, I don't know what to do. Tornadoes. Earthquakes. Tsunamis....things are really getting out of hand. Hope your right with God cause the end can't be far away. Today was freakin' great though. Aside from the wind, i was itchin to get out and about. Speakin of which, i decided to wash my car today. sooo im at the car wash and im doing the whole "put your $1 bill in the machine for 4 quarters" thing. and this dude just basically starts waving his sprayer around and (i already mentioned the wind) misted the hell out of me. i mean, i took my glasses off and wiped the lenses on the inside of my shirt. Butttt i cut the guy some slack. it was a nice enough day out and i had just got done with a 3 hr workout (compliments of Anytime Fitness) so needless to say, a shower was on my "To-Do" list. so i says to the guy over the sound of the carwash

"Hey Harry (Potter), watch where your swingin' that wand!!"

"What??"

"I said it sure is a nice day out ain't it?!"

 "Ohh yeahh. Beautiful day!"